Of Zombies and Cake

They are pretty fantastical and awesome-cool!
and they are...(drum role please)

.....ok you can stop now!
Kelli!
Kirsti!
Sylene
Chelsey!
and ..
MONICA!
woooh!
and i lof them all!
they are all quiet grand!

yeah

so...i decided i am gonna try and write a childrens book..and do illustrations!
since my mommy got me colored pencils, a BIG sketch book, new graphite pencils, and desinger pencils that come with an eraser and sharpener!

I want the book to be sort of like a poem!
you know those ABCB poems....if you have no idea then here you go!

That apple was round
and quite red
it reminded me so
of my math teachers head!

haha
not really..my old math teacher was a creep and looked like willy wonka!
not the hot johnny depp one
..but the creepier Gene Wilder one..


creepy!...




hot!




Mr. Tapler...




NOT!



haha
i think you get it...
But seriously! he is soooooo creepy!
egh
everytime he was near me i just moved..automatically!
ugh
i'm not the only one
every girl and guy gets bad vibes..and the way he talks to his students is not ok!
he told a group of girls that he wouldnt mind if they wore bikinis to school!
i mean COME ON!
you dont say that if your a teacher OR a responsible adult around teenage girls
you just dont!
he even made a girl look up the word pervert cus she called him that

well i call him that too!
and i friggin know what it means
..
and thats what he is!
GAH!
EW
EW
eew!

anyway......

Speaking of Creepy teachers and old classes
I'm not in school today do to the fact that i have no laundry
none at all...
i am wearing my only clean bottoms...
and they are apprpiate for school!
NO
they arent those bottoms...
they are short shorts with moons and stars on them
hehe!
i love them!


so i have advice for everyone!
two words
thats all!
CREST WHITE-STRIPS!!!
...
what?
the hyphon means ONE word!
jeez!
anyway
I got a Big BOX!
because my parents paid over 5,000 for braces...i got it for free!
wee!
but i am sure you could find them at a drug store near you!

yeah
so i'm outy!
lof you all!

rotted frosting,
Sharmain!

Labels: Childrens book, friends, math teacher, poems, willy wonka